Love and marriage, marriage and love/
Stimulate the same areas of the brain as drugs/
We fit together like a hand and glove/
Then children came and it became uhhhh/

bring a little more stress
how can someone so little make so much more mess/
make it so much harder to keep the house clean
lack of sleep make you an your spouse mean

Deferring your dreams to put food on the plates/
work in the morning, no more staying out late
metabolism slow down, put roundness in ya face/
plus wifey cooking good putting inches on your waste/

she use to come to bed in lingerie and sexy lace/
now rollers and flannel pajamas took it's place
Despite it all…we still live great
but sometimes The Good life got a bittersweet taste/


it goes love and marriage, marriage and love/
i'll clean the kitchen you get the kids in the tub/
while you tuck em in, I should be washing the last plate/
they should fall asleep a little past eight/

then we can unwind and have some adult time/
take it back to high school, a little bump and grind/
pipe dreaming, I must be out my mind
cause soon as things heat up, the baby start crying/

or the five year old at the door knocking
I swear children got a knack for cock blocking/
When we finally get em back to sleep
you like "I'm tired let's try later in the week/

now I'm all hot and bothered/
the sacrifices of a husband and a father/
Bachelors got that green grass/
But they want what the married team has